28 April 2025

good afternoon. I want evil pho (ramen).

BOO

• if you pay $29.90/month, an AI service will call your parents or even aging relatives for you. for free, you can call the people who love and support you yourself, because you’re an adult and not a baby that needs everything done for you.

• Putin ? declares ? ceasefire ? in ? Ukraine ? goodbye ? Crimea ?

• Trump called pollsters “criminals” after learning of his tumbling approval ratings. we are never having another election.

YESS

• please visit the Glen Baldridge solo show at Klaus von Nichtssagend, or at least admire the works on the website.

• the conclave to elect Pope Francis’ successor is set to begin 7 May. do you think all the cardinals will have Conclave movie night or what.

MONEY

• last week’s rally is not exactly continuing today: Wall Street is slipping a little bit ahead of Big Tech earning reports and whispers of alleged trade deals.

MIAM

• as a result of the trade war, locally-grown sorghum is having its time in the sun in America.. wait til they discover buckwheat..

SCREENS

• John Proctor Is The Villain, a play based on (you guessed it) The Crucible starring Sadie Sink opened on Broadway to excellent reviews.

BOP

• Face Down In The Garden by Tennis.

• I can’t help but laugh at the obvious vying the girlies are doing to capture the zoomer zeitgeist this summer in place of Charli XCX/brat.

have a good day ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅