6 April 2025

good morning.

BOO

• a (now suspended) MP in Britain’s Labour Party has been arrested after suspicions of child sex offenses and rape came to light.

• Europe’s turning their sights to US politics for the subject of their favorite cultural pastime (calling anything on the right the next Hitler). ads calling a tesla a ‘swasticar’ and putting Musk in a nazi general uniform are taking over Britain.

• Trump has extended the TikTok ban/sale deadline by another 75 days

YESS

• the teams facing off in tomorrow’s men’s NCAA Championship are Houston and Florida.

• a one hundred year old galapagos turtle living at the Philadelphia Zoo is a mother now.

• Alex Ovechkin is one goal away from breaking the record for most NHL goals (894, currently held by Wayne Gretzky.

MONEY

• hedge funds haven’t seen margins as steep as they are seeing now since Covid.

MIAM

• airplane food is getting an upgrade with the ShackBurger on Delta leading the way. Is making fast food available at 38k feet really the dream ? call me when I can get a (54g of sugar, bright blue) Erewhon smoothie up there.

• baseball concession menus are also being majorly updated.. giant hot dogs, sandwiches that use squashed plantains as patties, and lobster rolls are things fans get to look forward to starting this season.

LIT

• the NYTimes says the most dreadful (as in filled with dread, not bad) reads from this month’s releases are Something In The Walls, The Impossible Thing, and Your Steps On The Stairs.

have a good day ★