27 March 2025
Good afternoon. I showed up late to the Pentagon today because I was busy being happy.
BOO
bonus season is upon us and the only thing worse than reading about how finance bros are spending their $$$ on ridiculous things is being fired on bonus day (and therefore not receiving a bonus at all). that is the reality some HSBC investment bankers are currently living.
everyone is obsessed with hitting their protein goals, but at what cost ? the cost of WILLINGLY PURCHASING AND CONSUMING COTTAGE CHEESE. atrocious vibe, just take the macro L at that point.
YESS
new Miu Miu campaign starring perfect Mlle Gigi Hadid just dropped. photographed by none other than Steven Meisel, each image in the series has been edited to look as though it was painted.
a list of the ten cheapest countries to travel is out and only three of them (Burkina Faso, Myanmar, and Mali) have level four Do Not Travel advisories posted by the State Department (i x checked). Tbilisi/rural Kazakhstan/Laos 2025 ?
McLoughlin’s Bar, a pub on a remote Irish island, is ISO a new landlord. whoever it winds up being is a real lucky bastard.
LIT
alarm bells are going off at the Institute of Museum & Library Services as the Trump administration’s spending slash threatens the survival of the independent agency that supports American libraries, museums, and archives.
MIAM
Superfly Mob just announced the beginning of its Paris residency at Chop Chop from 15 April-10 May.
after a fitness influencer posted about doing a morning face dunk in a bowl of it, Saratoga water is trending heavily.
BOP
“Psycho” by Black Honey.
“Wolves” by Sun Kil Moon.
Have a good day ★
