28 March 2025

BOO

• Ruby Franke’s victim/daughter is investigating the dark world of mormon momhood. I’m booing Ruby, not her daughter’s pursuit of justice.

• this piece of news is straddling the BOO/YESS partition: border officers report more people than ever are trying to illegally bring eggs into the US, a sign of how desperate Americans are for affordable eggs…

YESS

• …but the seizure rate of deadly fentanyl at the southern border is falling.

• the town Penne in Italy’s Abruzzo region has just listed several homes for €1, on the condition owners renovate the property within three years.

• the Paris métro was voted crazier than its London and New York counterparts. how they’re defining “crazy” is mysterious to me.

MIAM

• if you’re wondering why Guinness is having a viral moment, it’s because Splitting the G (the drinking game where the drinker’s first gulp brings the line between the foam and liquid down to the middle of the G on the pint glass) is having a surge in popularity.

FRIDAY FUNNY SWEEP

BOP

• Rent’s Due by Nemzzz which includes “Dilemma” featuring Central Cee.

• the deluxe version of Ariana Grande’s latest album is called eternal sunshine deluxe: brighter days ahead and out today.

• “Nothing I Need” by Lord Huron.

• Playing Diamonds Cashing Checks by Chaparelle, Zella Day, and Jesse Woods.

• Forever is a Feeling by Lucy Dacus.

• Rushmere by Mumford & Sons.

Have a good day ★